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Article by Mark
Graham, Stats Nerd
Match Review
Manchester United 4 v 1 Blackburn Rovers, Old Trafford,
Manchester, 15.00pm,
Saturday 31st March 2007.
Goals: Manchester United :
Scholes (61), Carrick (73), Park (83), Solskjaer (90),
Blackburn Rovers:
Derbyshire
(29).
Attendance: 76,098
After a lifeless below par 1st half performance whatever SAF
said to the troops at half time gave UNited the rocket they
so sorely needed & the Reds rewarded all with a devastating
second half display. Goals from the Ginger Ninja,
Carrick, Park & an Ole Solskjaer dispatched Blackburn who
had one solitary weak effort in the entire second half.
United who didn't really decide to play until the second
phase of the match saw efforts from the visitors go wide as
Dunn and eventual goals corer Derbyshire both had chances,
United then replied with a Ronaldo shot which Wayne Rooney
doing everything correct pounced on the rebound only for
Brad Friedel to save again.
Rooney again went close as his strike partner Ryan Giggs
crossed a ball finding Rooney in space, somehow trapping the
ball under his feet while on goal the chance was wasted as
Friedel gathered.
Then a quick one-two slap in the face as The Serbanator's
injury & and a Blackburn goal in very quick succession
rocked United, after a corner in usual fashion Vidic rose to
meet a corner challenged by Blackburn defenders only to fall
awkwardly on the unforgiving ground, the Serbian stopper
then in pain lay on the floor as Old Trafford waited
nervously & as from TV pictures confirmed from United's
physio, Fergie held his head up to an unforgiving god as we
all then knew we would be missing the defender for probably
the rest of the year.
The second blow would come seconds later as Carrick as
Morten Gamst Pedersen crossed and Carrick at full stretch
almost scored an own goal EVDS saved low only for Derbyshire
to hoist the ball into the roof of the net.
The second half was like a Harlem Globetrotters Charity
Basket ball game, United were indeed the trotters &
literally took the piss out of Blackburn in arguably one of
the best performances from SAF's latest team.
However as United always seem to spark controversy after off
side decision was given against United, Rio totally flipped
his lid whilst on a rear attacking folly and after the
whistle blasted the ball into the Stretford end, striking a
fan reportedly in the face, as pictures showed the fan was
hurt and was being consoled by friends or family.
(Editor: Note to Victim)
Contact Rio's agent and get a enormous bunch of flowers, a
free Pre season trip to Malaysia in July & a meet all the
players in the players lounge for your injury)
A barrage of attacks from United then paid off as Paul Scholes
gathered a loose ball outside the penalty box, the midfielder then
dribbled through the box unleashing a shot which found the back of the
net for the equalising goal.
Ryan Giggs then spurned a chance to take the lead with an open net in
front of the Welsh forward, opting for power instead of patience he
blasted his effort against the bar even though he was only 8 yards out.
A Michael Carrick side footed effort eventually gave United the lead
as Blackburn simply could not live with the movement of United's
forwards ,the midfielder hit a low shot in a congested penalty box
before Ji-Sung Park made it three with a Denis Law type training ground
tactic of charging at the keeper in case of any spillages, Ronaldo's
free-kick was too much for Friedel to handle and Park for the second
match running at OT tapped in from close range.
After the third goal SAF removed Giggs & Ronaldo with Wednesday in mind
& replaced the attackers with Smith & OGS.
Solskjaer then added another goal in the 90 minute after work from
Ronaldo saw Ji-Sung Park gather the ball, the South Korean crossed to
Solskjaer who netted his 11th of the season & United's 99th goal of this
current campaign.
The Reds need a goal in there next match which will be no 100, an your
reporter will be reporting Live from AS Roma Stadium, so if you spot me
come and say hello if you see our West Cumbria Reds branch flag.
United Starting Line-up
Player Ratings in parenthesis
Van Der Sar (6); Brown (6), Ferdinand (7),
Vidic (6), Heinze (7);
Ronaldo (8), Scholes (9),
Carrick (7), Park (8);
Giggs (7), Rooney (7).
Subs Used: O'Shea (6) for
Vidic (28 mins), Solskjaer (7)
for Ronaldo (84 mins), Smith (7)
for Giggs (84 mins).
Subs not used:
Kuszczak, Richardson.
United's Man of the Match
A goal & the creative hub of all United, yes we miss Roy
Keane, but how much when the great Scholes eventually leaves will we
miss him, totally priceless.
Keano16's Reaction
Vidic is a feckin major big blow, with
half our starting defence out & the important games now every week, we
pray no more injuries.
Moan of the Match
Vidic, Vidic, Vidic.
Was Our Prediction Right?
We said 2-0, United Rant 7 v 38 Wrong Predictions.
Milestones
Paul Scholes's
95th
Premiership goal of his United career & 137th goal
overall.
Michael Carrick's 2nd Premiership goal of his United career
& 3rd goal overall.
Ji Sung Park's 6th Premiership goal of his United career
& 7th goal overall.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's 91st Premiership goal of his United career
& 126th goal overall.
Miscellaneous Info
United’s next match is on Wednesday 4th March 2007 (A)
to AS Roma in the UCL, 19.45pm K.O. G.M.T.
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